• Guy: my dick is hard
  • Girl: to find
Take your eyes off the ground because of you keep staring down that’s where you’ll end up.


what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you


It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it


proton, neutron, electron and crouton 



We’re the generation of women who will teach their sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware

This is everything I stand for.


things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain to you a thing
  • and yeah