• me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

selinakyle-wayne:

this cat is chubby halloween

THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON

KIITTY TONGE KITTY TONEUG KTTY TONGUE

THIS KITTY IS SAURON.

"YOU FOOLTH"

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

  • *me when bored*
  • me: mom you need anything?
  • mom: no, thanks
  • *me on the laptop*
  • mom: can you come help me?
  • me:
"A flower does not think of competing to the flower next to it. It just blooms."
Zen Shin Talks (via ohallwards)

theonyx:

dumbscar:

image

HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

OK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

"If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely."
— Roald Dahl  (via bladesilver)
"you can start transforming your life into an amazing one today, or you can start tomorrow. Although.. Tomorrow’s never promised."

Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

(via quotelounge)

"Even if you know what’s coming, you’re never prepared for how it feels."
— Natalie Standiford, How to Say Goodbye in Robot (via larmoyante)