• Guy: my dick is hard
  • Girl: to find
Take your eyes off the ground because of you keep staring down that’s where you’ll end up.

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

literaryvariation:

werethatgeneration:

We’re the generation of women who will teach their sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware

This is everything I stand for.

bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain to you a thing
  • and yeah